I asked John to write a rap for this page because I thought that the bear here looked like a rapper to me. He was getting ready for a trip back then so he wasn’t in any mood to write one, but Rachel came through. She said it was a Big Lipped Aligator Moment, but I had to do it. It was a nice challenge for everyone and we all stepped it up for this bad rap. Except John. He’s a butt.

And as to what inspired this, welllll…